Blonde With a Wand by Thompson Vicki Lewis

Author:Thompson, Vicki Lewis [Thompson, Vicki Lewis]
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Publisher: Signet
Published: 2011-05-13T23:58:06+00:00

Jasper watched Anica go out the door. He’d figured out that she was meeting her witch and wizard friends at Wicked Brew because he wasn’t supposed to be privy to what they said to each other. That ticked him off. He was the primary one involved, after all.

But once again he wasn’t in control of his destiny. All he could do was stay curled up on this sofa and pretend to sleep, when inside he was a seething mass of worry. Another day had gone by, another day when he’d been AWOL at the office. Pickens, the nerd in the office next to his, had his eye on several of Jasper’s clients. If Jasper didn’t get back there soon Pickens might start stealing those clients out from under him.

As he lay there picturing that unwelcome scenario, Lily came over carrying a steaming mug of coffee.

She sat down beside him and adjusted her short skirt. “So, fuzz face, you made it with my sister last night, I hear.”

Jasper kept his eyes closed, pretending to be asleep. He’d been irritated that Anica had told Lily about last night, even though her comment about how great the sex was had soothed him somewhat. Fortunately Anica hadn’t gone all mushy when she’d mentioned the incident. Maybe in the light of day she realized it was just sex and nothing else.

“I’m glad you made her happy for a little while,” Lily said. “Because she’s headed to Wicked Brew to lay her reputation on the line for you.”

Jasper thought that was only fair.

“I’m sure you have a mental list of grievances longer than the line at the DMV, but I wonder if you’ve considered the advantages of being a cat?”

Oh, sure. He’d especially loved the Shoumatoff incident.

“Some people see their glass as half-empty, and I wonder if that fits you, Jasper. Let me show you that your glass is half full. For example, as Anica’s cat you don’t have to worry about paying a mortgage or buying groceries. Your food is provided free of charge. You have somewhere to live that’s warm in the winter and cool in the summer.”

He hoped to God he wouldn’t be around to experience seasonal change in this apartment.

“Anica makes sure you have a soft place to sleep and that your food dishes are always clean. And here’s a bonus. You have the flexibility to lick your balls. I would think an oversexed guy like you would love that to pieces.”

If he could talk he’d let her know that contrary to what she might think, he had no interest in that activity.

“Anyway, my big sis is worried that once you’re a man again, you’ll seek some kind of revenge against her for all your supposed injuries. I hope that’s not your plan.”

He hadn’t decided yet. If Pickens had stolen some of his clients, then he was going to be pretty damned unhappy about it, and pretty damned unhappy with Anica.

Lily sipped her coffee and leaned back against the sofa. “Just in case that is your plan, I need to let you know something.

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